December 2007
13 posts
“in other news, Eric Gill, creator of the font Gill Sans, “regularly...”
– My roommate.
“Okay, cool beans. Thanks brother.”
– My cool boss.
WatchWhy, Los Angeles? Why you gotta do me like this? Why are you using your jackhammer outside of my window at 1 in the morning?
My NYC friends are all such skanks.
m: hypothetical situation
b: hit me
m: a girl says she's coming over to your apartment to hang
m: and you two have been fooling around a bit lately
m: so you're definitely a little psyched that she's coming
m: on the way over, she splits a cab with a dude friend of hers. she stops at his house to take a piss or whatever
m: and the next thing you know, it's the next morning and she never showed up
m: cuz she stayed with other dude and fucked him instead.
m: do you go out with her again when she tries to reschedule?
b: i'm personally gonna be a little bit over it at that point
m: right?
m: more than a little bit
b: yeah
m: well, that's what xxxx did
b: hahahaha
b: HAHAHAHA
m: and the dude was like, sure, let's hang out on thursday
b: my NYC friends are all such skanks
A somewhat typical office exchange between my...
Billy: “That’s the problem with the dollar store, it’s like Ross. You have to get there the day they get the Calvin Klein underwear…”
A slightly long and uncomfortable pause.
Billy: “Otherwise all the good stuff is gone.”
Me: “Uh, exactly.”
A conversation with Maura about a new Wii game.
maura: well i justcame up with the best idea for a wii game ever
me: is it wii blogging?
me: cause sthat seems awkward
maura: BETTER
maura: three words:
maura: wiisure
maura: suit
maura: larry
me: hahahaha
me: oh shit
me: wow, the possibilities are endless for different hand motions too
WatchThis video was shot at the Sizzler on Highland just up from my office in celebration of Billy’s 34th birthday. “You should’ve done more things you feel uncomfortable talking about on camera when you were younger? Because you feel dirty doing them now?”
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